Master Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 14, 1999, the Florida Center, USA (Originally in English) Videotape No. 634

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Two women were sitting on a train. It was a long ride so they started talking about family business and their family members. And the older of the two women said, "Oh! My God, it's so terrible to have children. There's so much to worry about; they always make trouble for you. My son, he's only 20 years old, but he already smokes and drinks, and he always changes girlfriends. It's really terrible. I wish he could be better, but no such luck. I've been praying every day." She then asked the other woman, "And how about you? Do you have any children? How about your son?" So the younger woman said, "Oh, my son is no problem! He never smokes, he never drinks and he doesn't have a girlfriend. He doesn't even utter one word about bad things." So the older woman said, "Really? Fantastic! You're so blessed. How old is he?" And the younger woman said, "Five months."